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About 7 percent of people think that chocolate milk comes from brown cows, and that’s not even the scariest statistic we could find.
“My biological mom sent me her senior picture. We look like twins. Ugly twins, but twins.”
"One of my cats stares at the spice rack every night at exactly 8:00. Every night."
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"International flight. Abscess on my tailbone. Stuck next to the world's smelliest kid. Headrest TV wasn't working."
The miracle of birth isn't always drama free.
"Later, he mentioned how he ‘didn't know how I could take those things. ...They're just so damn hard to swallow.’ I almost died laughing. This moron swallowed two Tums whole.”
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“Don't leave anyone at the altar, please.”
"She had already swallowed a lot of water. I risked my own life, because my weight with hers could have been too much. ...The lady later sued me."
“To this day, when I think about my wedding, I tear up. She ruined it and didn't even feel sorry for it.”
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“A patient comes in with abdominal pain. ‘I think it’s my gallbladder,’ they say. Looking over their chart, I see their gallbladder was removed 20 years ago ... I mention this, to which they reply, ‘Yeah, but it grew back.’”