Pick One Of These Pets.

Snake
Cat
Dog
No pets, thank you.

Pick A Favorite Male Actor…

Chris Hemsworth
Leonardo DiCaprio
Burt Reynolds
Paul Newman

…And A Female Actor.

Natalie Portman
Scarlett Johansson
Amy Adams
Meryl Streep

How Often Do You Use Social Media?

All the time
More than I’d like to admit
Occasionally
Never

You Can Gain One Superpower. What Is It?

Super strength
Flight
Shapeshifting
Perfect healing abilities

How Do You Feel About Superhero Movies?

I love them.
I don’t mind them.
They’re not really my thing.
I wish they’d go away forever.

What Type Of Electronic Device Are You Using To Take This Quiz?

A phone
A laptop
A tablet
A desktop

You Get To Go On Vacation. Where Are You Going?

New York
New Amsterdam
Hawaii
Florida

Pick A Favorite Food.

Chicken nuggets
Sushi
Pasta
Lambchops

What Is The Most Important Trait In A Romantic Partner?

Looks
Passion
Kindness
Good communication skills

Pick A Word To Describe Yourself.

Awesome
Cool
Groovy
Dandy

Pick Another One.

Hot
Bangin’
Attractive
Spiffy

Someone Offers You One Billion Dollars To Spend A Year In Jail. Do You Take It?

Definitely
Probably
Probably not
No way

Pick A Favorite Candy.

M&Ms
Snickers
Junior Mints
Black licorice

Describe Your Teenage Years.

Dramatic
Awful
Fun
Fantastic

Would You Describe Yourself As A Traditional Person?

No, not at all
No, not really
Yes, sort of
Yes, definitely

What Makes You Instantly Dislike A Person?

When they look at me funny
When they’re rude
When they try to talk to me on the elevator
When they’re late to an appointment

What Makes You Instantly Like A Person?

When they’re cool
When they’re laid back
When they’re a hard worker
When they show an interest in me

What’s The Most Important Feature In A Phone?

A fast processor
A good camera
A large screen
Ease of use

You Need Some New Clothes. Where Do You Buy Them?

Amazon
A department store
The mall
I’ll just repair my old clothes.

What’s Your Biggest Problem?

Video game microtransactions
Massive student loans
High taxes
Young whippersnappers

Pick Your Favorite Meme.

Fortnite memes
Spongebob memes
Lolcats
I hate all of them.

Describe Your Ideal Night.

I play games until my thumbs hurt.
I dance until my feet hurt.
I read until my eyes hurt.
I go to bed and stay there.

When Do You Go To Bed At Night?

10 p.m.
11 p.m.
9 p.m.
8 p.m.

What Is Your Favorite Show On Netflix?

The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
Black Mirror
The Crown
I don’t watch Netflix.

Which App Takes Up Most Of Your Time?

Snapchat
Instagram
Reddit
Twitter

How Long Do You Spend Playing Video Games Each Week?

As much time as possible
A couple of hours
A couple of minutes
No time at all

How Early Do You Get Up In The Morning?

Sometime in the afternoon
7 or 8 a.m.
6 a.m.
5 a.m. or earlier

How Good Are You At Fortnite?

Good
I’ve barely played.
Not good
What’s a Fortnite?

What’s Your Favorite Hobby?

Drawing
Playing music
Golf
Knitting

When Was The Last Time You Went To The Movies?

Within the last week
Within the last month
Within the last year
I can’t remember.

Have You Ever Purchased A Brand New Car?

No
Yes

What Star Wars Trilogy Do You Prefer?

The new trilogy
The prequels
The classic trilogy
I hate all of them.

Pick Your Dream Job.

Ice cream tester
Professional musician
Movie star
Politician

What’s The Hardest Thing About Using Computers?

Nothing
Avoiding social media
Installing new software
Remembering my passwords

Do You Still Dress Up For Halloween?

Every year
Most years
Occasionally, but not every year
No way

How Often Do You Clean Your Room?

Never
Once per week
Every day
Someone cleans it for me.

Choose A TV Series.

Riverdale
Stranger Things
Breaking Bad
The Andy Griffith Show

How Do You Feel About Sushi?

It’s too fancy for me.
I love it.

How Much Free Time Do You Have?

Too much
Too little

You Can Gain The Skills Of One Athlete. Who Is It?

LeBron James
Clayton Kershaw
Tom Brady
Tiger Woods

Who Is Most Likely To Know Your Name?

None of these people
My local bartender
The cashier at the grocery store
The receptionist at my doctor’s office

What’s Your Favorite Holiday?

Christmas
Halloween
Independence Day
Thanksgiving

What’s Your Favorite Movie Genre?

Horror
Science fiction
Drama
Documentary

What Do You Think Of The Music You Hear On The Radio?

It’s great.
It’s fine.
It’s awful.
I never listen to the radio.

Choose A Drink.

Milk
Soda
Diet soda
Water

Choose A Disney Movie.

The Incredibles
The Lion King
The Little Mermaid
Pinocchio

Other Than Your Home Country, How Many Countries Have You Visited?

None
One or two
Three or four
More than four

How Do You Feel About Young Kids?

They annoy me.
They’re fine.
They’re adorable.
I cherish them!

Would You Rather Rent A Home Or Buy One?

Rent
Buy

You’re 15.

Based on your answers, you’re 15. You’re just about ready for the toughest (and most exciting) years of your life, and while you’re not exactly mature, you’re having a lot of fun. Now, stop taking this quiz and go study. You’ve got an algebra test tomorrow.

You’re 28.

Based on your responses, you’re 28. You’ve got things figured out, for the most part, and you’re still young enough to appreciate the occasional night out. You’re fairly mature, but when you let loose, you really let loose. Also, we’re sorry we reminded you about your student loans.

You’re 49.

You’re headed toward your golden years, but you’re not there yet. You’ve seen it all, and at this point, you don’t care what other people think. Still, you know how to cut loose, and when you finally max out your annual IRA contributions, you’re going to celebrate with a big party (that’s over by 9 p.m., but still, a party’s a party).

You’re 83.

You may be deep into your eighth decade, but your best years are still ahead of you! You like your baths warm, your meals soft, and your bedtime in the early evening. You rarely leave the house, but you’re willing to tell it like it is, and you’re always ready to raise the roof at Bingo Night.

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