1. Totally Honest
This woman made a rambling post in a local paper looking for a sugar daddy.
“I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary?”Real Cool Videos
2. Simple Questions
She seems baffled that she doesn't see more rich men around.
“I’m here humbly to ask a few questions: 1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym) 2) Which age group should I target? 3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys. 4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married), Ms. Pretty”Real Cool Videos
3. A Hilarious Response
An actual millionaire found this ad and decided to pen a response.
“Dear Ms. Pretty, I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.”Real Cool Videos
4. A Simple Transaction
He explained to her why she was a bad investment.
“Details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of 'beauty' and 'money.' Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there is a deadly problem here. Your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.”Real Cool Videos
5. A Finance Lesson
At least she got some useful business advice with her rejection.
“From the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later. By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trade has a position. Dating you is also a 'trading position.' If the trade value dropped, we would sell it. It’s not a good idea to keep it for the long term.”Keep Calm O Matic
If you ever come into some money, these kinds of people will always be trying to take advantage of you. Don't let someone ride your coattails!Baimu Studio
7. Better Luck Next Time!
Maybe she should try posting somewhere other than in the local newspaper. She can also take the business advice and make some money for herself!